cockfabric:

when you walk into class late as soon as the teacher is calling your name for attendance

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3 days ago
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fuckyeahpaganism:

In Slavic mythology, a rusalka (plural: rusalki or rusalky) was a female ghost, water nymph, succubus or mermaid-like demon that dwelled in a waterway. According to most traditions, the rusalki were fish-like women, who lived at the bottom of rivers. In the middle of the night, they would walk out to the bank and dance in meadows. If they saw handsome men, they would intrigue them with songs and dancing, mesmerizing them, then lead the men away to the river floor and to his death. 
Artwork by Howard Pyle, 1910. 

fuckyeahpaganism:

In Slavic mythology, a rusalka (plural: rusalki or rusalky) was a female ghost, water nymph, succubus or mermaid-like demon that dwelled in a waterway. According to most traditions, the rusalki were fish-like women, who lived at the bottom of rivers. In the middle of the night, they would walk out to the bank and dance in meadows. If they saw handsome men, they would intrigue them with songs and dancing, mesmerizing them, then lead the men away to the river floor and to his death. 

Artwork by Howard Pyle, 1910. 

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4 days ago
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PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

dean-winchestersnipples:

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

THAT IS REALLY NOT WHERE I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING

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4 days ago
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get to know you meme: [7/7] favorite tv shows » gossip girl
"Everyone knows you can’t choose your family but you can choose you friends. And in a world ruled by bloodlines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal. As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, there’s no denying we’d all be a little less less rich without them."

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4 days ago
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secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

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4 days ago
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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

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4 days ago
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Better alone than badly accompanied.