rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

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bulbatsar:

when a couple starts fighting in front of you

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When I was a child my mother said to me, ‘If you become a soldier, you’ll be a general. If you become a monk, you’ll be the pope.’ Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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The success of most things depends upon knowing how long it will take to succeed.
I think that the good and the great are only separated by the willingness to sacrifice.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.